Haikus for Life's Trivialities

These should coincide:
The finale of my chips,
the last scoop of dip

Behind her stood Jack
I gave Jack a warm greeting
They both responded

"You could have called me."
"I was so busy," I lied.
"Too busy to even call?"

One and two connect
Three schemes to zap their fresh bond
One and three connect

I poured cereal
into my ceramic bowl
In the fridge... no milk!

I know you will keep
making dumb noises until
I ask, "What?" So.... What?

She tagged me in that
photo in which she shines, but
I'm in mid-sentence

I so badly want
to correct her use of 'peak'
"It's 'pique' your interest!!!!!"