A Compilation of Six-Word Memoirs Random Thoughts

Imploring Oprah to pay Sallie Mae

He's still easy on the eyes.

New Orleans seizes bar, sorry dad.

I deserve to go straight where?

Celie's first love was Shug Avery.

Among friends, 'new wives' are hideous.

Eddie Money:You can't go back.

Eddie Vedder: Tattooed all I see.

Eddie Murphy: Ogres are like onions.

Alright... Enough with the Eddies already.

Digit@l D@ze: Connected @ll d@y tod@y

...only one who knows your heart...

There's my collection of engagement rings.

Lugubrious landscape behind door number 2

Dancing helps me to transcend surburbia.

I'm a sucker for a simile.

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